| Kim Kardashian: | I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce |
| America: | Well sure why not? |
| Britney Spears: | I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing |
| America: | Whatever you want! |
| Carmen Electra: | I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol |
| America: | Okay, sounds like fun! |
| Gay couple: | We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and - |
| America: | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO |
“I want to get out of here and I want to go home. And everyone has to help.”
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“I love you. I do. I love you. I’ve always been in love with you. I will always be in love with you. Which is why you have to stay alive. We can get married, and you’re going to become an amazing surgeon. And we’re going to have 2 or 3 kids. Yeah, a sister and two brothers. We’re going to be happy, Lex. You and me, we’re going to have the best lives, Lexie. You and me. We’re going to be so happy. So you can’t die, okay? You can’t die. Because we’re supposed to end up together. We’re meant to be. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.” - Mark Sloan
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